Step right up, brave traveler—and behold the chaotic spoils of Minmaxed RPG, a band of deadly misfit nerds whose dice rolls are as unpredictable as their morals.

With Season 2, the hoard has grown. Alongside returning favorites, you’ll find new relics inspired by the campaign: blacklight-reactive Ichor Dice, Character Cards featuring original art and playable stats, character stickers, Clark’s sword-bag-inspired velvet dice bag, and more.

Each piece captures a little of the adventure, absurdity, questionable decisions, and glorious chaos that make Minmaxed RPG what it is.

So ready your table, gather your party—or ignore all good advice and split it—and embrace the hijinks. Every roll tells a story. No promises that it ends well.

PRE-SALE: All new Season 2 items are currently available for pre-sale and are expected to ship in November.