I'm sure you'll agree that the only thing that could make DnD more delightful to its patrons would be the presence of a chaotic whip-wielding wise-cracker at as many tables as possible. 

Make this fantastical plan a reality with this exclusive custom-designed die, featuring the inimitable style and colors of the whippy Frenchman himself! 

This is a SINGLE 33mm Resin Double Cast D20, for those occasions when the rolls for tomfoolery get extra buffoonish...Delivered in a deluxe linen dice box!